apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT
THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
my mom wanted me to put away the groceries but i grumbled back saying i was busy listening to give me love and unless it pertained to ed it’d have to wait a few minutes and so she came back in two minutes and said i had to do it now because it did pertain to him. so i went and looked inside the grocery bag and this is what she has done
gold star for you mom.
Can i have your mom
Pretty girl: i look gross
Everyone: oh my god princess you’re so pretty don’t ever say that about yourself you perfect angel you
Me: i look gross
Everyone: shut the fuck up with your attention craving
i can never not reblog this.
Have to.
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Welcome to the priorities of the human race.
Forever reblog.
i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.
